Unbelievable as One of the Edo Escaped Prisoners Writes Governor Obaseki

Osaro Oyidan.   

                         Usman Hotel

                         Shagari Village

                         Sokoto

                         21, October, 2020

His Excellency

Governor Obaseki,

Government House

Benin City.

     Open Letter of Apology

Mr Governor, Domo. I just heard over the radio here in Sokoto, that you want all the escaped prisoners from White House and Oko Prison, Benin City, to return to prison within three days.  I did not believe before, but as the local radio continuously announced it, I realized that it's true. 

Sir, kindly permit me to introduce myself. I was born and raised in Benin. I attended Moslem Primary School, Ogbe, and later became a driver. In 2009, I was arrested for stabbing a guy, who was always oppressing me with fine cars, that  his brothers were  shipping in  from Italy. I was charged to Court. Despite my lawyer's efforts, I was sentenced to Life Imprisonment, five years ago. 

Since then, life has been bad. I always pray for death, as all I see around me is misery and deaths. So you can imagine my shock and joy, when my cellmate, Monday Akpihion, woke me up few days ago, and said people outside the prison dey paro for our matter, and they want us out. 

I didn't believe at first, because I have given up hope of outside life. But when I saw men breaking through that yeye 5 inches hollow block fence, that  Nigeria contractors deceived Government was strong to keep us inside,  humbled and pliant, I moved. I joined to escape amidst hail of bullets, that sounded like Christmas knockouts to me. 

I quickly threw away  my blue prisoners uniform, and with my worn out boxers, half naked, I  jubilantly joined the welcoming crowd on Airport Road. I was not too sure, if this was a trap, so I ran towards Omoma Street, off Oko Central Road and stole a bed sheet, by the side of a quiet bungalow, with the owners too embarrassed to shout.

I moved further down the road and seized some fairly used shirts and a jean trouser from a horrified Igbo trader by Gapiona Street. I then ran toward Ugbor Road, GRA, fully dressed in my new well packaged clothes. With no phone or money, and not too certain of the reception my evil stepmother will provide, I decided to head to Aduwawa. 

At the corner of Anglican Girls Grammar School, I saw a fashion shop, with a woman, seriously busy with a scissor and a tape stripped round her neck. I walked in and demanded money. As she attempted to argue, I made a fake attempt to pull out a gun. That was all I needed to convince her, and she handed me 29 thousand naira. A lot of money for a fugitive. 

To cut the long story short, I took off from Benin at about 9 pm later that day in a long truck, carrying empty tomatoes baskets,  heading up north. All I wanted was a drive to Lokoja, where my senior sister,  married to one crazy Igbira man stays, but the aboki driver, told me that his final stop is Kaduna. See me see goodluck. I arrived Kaduna yesterday afternoon and I immediately entered a  bus to Sokoto. 

Oga Governor, you can imagine my shock, hearing you direct that people like me should return to Benin and into prison. Who in my shoes does that? Borrow money to return to prison? Epa na wa for you o. 

Sir, you should have directed that the escaping prisoners should turn themselves in to the nearest prison offices, with an offer of  prerogative of mercy intervention or amnesty of reduction in prison terms,  instead of asking that we return to the broken and burnt Benin prisons. Impossicant!  For me, I'm leaving this night for Libya. Anything I see I take am. 

I'm very sorry to disobey you, as somebody I like well well. I'm very sorry sir. No vex.  But I must head out to Europe and try open a new page in my miserable life, that was cut short by poor judgment and anger mismanagement. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm certainly not coming to Benin soon. 

I hope that you will forgive my behavior. I didn't ask for freedom. It was thrown at me.  They freed me. So I moved. And we Moved. Men don gbaase. Aya omo no ma  ye dross?

Domo Sir and Bye bye.

Yours Disobedient Citizen

Osaro Oyidan.